Boring internet

Well the internet bores me today. I come back from a weekend and except thousands of exciting products and stories to be awaiting me on my desktop. Instead all I find is some lame ass crap about copy protection for music, yeah yeah we know it sux but soon the underground media will take over. Nothing else has even come close to grabbing my attention, what we need is giant robots controlled by genetic super ants. That'll liven up the world.