The World's Greatest Drinking Quotes

I dunno if they are the worlds greatest. But these quotes sure do give a man a thirst for a beer. One of the greatest of all time is Homer's beer song.

DOUGH, the stuff, that buys me beer;
RAY, the guy that sells me beer;
ME, the one, who drinks the beer;
FAR, a long run to get beer;
SO, I'll have another beer;
LA, I'll have another beer;
TEA, no thanks I'm drinking beer;
That will bring us back to... (looks in empty glass) D'OH!
--- Homer Simpson's beer song