Better BEER!!

Sick of that old crappy beer that is just too cloudy, want something fresh and clean and as smooth as the barrel of a rifle. Well here it is. Special filters that are made using dodgy bendy holdy technology mean that your beer will soon be as crisp and clean as you could want it. MMMmmmmmmm beer, I sure could go for one right about now. In fact I'm off to Moe's, catch you later punks.