Super robots are your superiors

I for one welcome our robot overlords. Capable of climbing verticle slopes while storing 10 billion songs and accessing the internet over a 10Mbit conenction comes the Roboclimber. Well maybe it can't store mp3s or access the net but damn it can climb up landslides and reinforce the ground to prevent human casualities. Plus it uses bendy holdy technology and can also be used to mine for minerals on mars. Its true goddam it, it was designed by the European space agency and can be hax0red by any l33t with a wifi connection. Well it runs off a wi-fi conneciton anyway. Have I confused you enough?

Here is a pretty picture to ease your pain.