Dogs licking toads

In today's contest for most bizarre headline comes the story of dogs in the Northern Territory who have been licking toads to get high. See I warned all of you about this last week when I claimed that toad-licking was the next big thing. Well maybe these dogs have been purchasing the online toads because they were too high to get up off the couch. Maybe I've been licking too many toads and have decided to sprout random theories about toads and maybe soon my genetic super toads will be ready to take over the earth.