Beer cures cancer!

Following last weeks news that beer had less calories than wine or orange juice comes the stunning news that beer cures cancer! Well helps prevent it anyway. Is there anything this wonder drink can't do. I mean it makes me drunk, its cheap, its readily available, it cures cancer, it helps me lose weight and it tastes good. No other product has ever come close, in fact I might go get a beer right now. mmmmm beer.