Whisky 'helps fight cancer'

I like the way they put the fact that Whisky 'helps fight cancer' in commas, like it really doesn't or something. Anyway, further reading of the ever reliable science news source (the telegraph uk) shows that its the antioxidants that are the key to stopping the evil cancer in its tracks. Supposedly takingin antioxidants through Whisky is much better for you than through wine because Whisky has more ellagic acid. Anyway basically this really isn't news at all, just further confirmation of the fact that antioxidants help ward of cancer and the fact that Whisky tastes great and is the beverage of choice for my genetic super army.