The Bionic Dolphin

This website for the Bionic Dolphin seems mighty dodgy which might lead some people to believe that there really aren't any human driven powered dolphins for sale. Well maybe you're all crazy and one day we'll be living under the sea driving our human powered dolphins to the local bar for some fresh whale burgers and beer. Those whale burgers I got a couple of years ago were really good... Plus I'm going to have to order a couple of these dolphins and get the monkeys to learn how to drive them rather than just eating all the whale burgers. This is like the most rambling worst post ever so we'll just have to see what happens.