Security at World Cup

For all those hooligans heading over to the world cup (damn you all, where's my tickets!) here is a step by step guide to avoiding Security at the world cup. Well no, that wasn't the intention of the article but some crazy fans out there will probably take this article as some kind of guide on the types of things they need to avoid if they wanna cause trouble at the cup. I hope for everyone's sake that there is no violence at the world cup (except for perhaps some biff on the field) as the tournament is about the football, dammit, not you boat flare wielding maniacs.