$65 million dollar pants

I once owned a pair of $65M pants. I left them on a small island off the coast of Belize in the mid 90s and never saw them again. Well this guy just lost his pants at the dry cleaners after putting them in for an alteration. This is just plain stupid, why the hell could you possible consider that a pair of pants is worth $65M in mental anguish plus the cost of hiring a car and all kinds of other crap. My god, this is perhaps the most frivolous waste of time in the history of the universe. Especially considering the fact that the guy already got a check for $150 to replace the pants. Sounds pretty fair to me.