Beards are objects of terror

This fine news article has to be one of the funniest I've seen for a long time. James Hetfield (Metallica) was detained at an airport for having a Taliban look alike beard. Now what gets me is that his beard is fairly typical of a beard. Its not particularly likely to be filled with explosives or anything else yet he was detained because of it. I'm so growing a beard and keeping it laced with poison, so anyone who touches it dies a slow and painful death. Exciting stuff.


Thanks Ingi!