Rooney 'the new Pele'

LOL, ROFL, ahah ahahahahahah Rooney the new Pele. Yeah England beat croatia, so what. The croatian side this year was pretty poor and if England hadn't won it would've been pretty surprising. But this is just funny, Rooney the new Pele, hah. So he scores 4 goals in 2 games, against some substandard opposition. So what. This is just another example of the english press and footballers getting all excited over nothing. Rooney is quite a good player but in five years he'll lose his speed and then will be no better than any other average striker. Pele had unbelievable control and performed well throughout his career, plus he won three world cups. I doubt Rooney will even win one.