Satellite smashes Chinese shack

So what to do when a satellite comes through your roof? Well like this trusty chinese man did, declare it a sign from the gods and say that it is going to be an auspicious year. I dunno about you but if a satellite came through my roof I'd be thinking it probably wouldn't be a very lucky year at all and probably would be pretty crap. Can you tell I think the internet is boring today. Why oh why can't there be more comedy gold.