Gay Simpsons Announced!

Besides Waylan Smithers you fools!!! I heard rumours a while back that this season of the Simpsons would reveal a gay character and it turns out to be true. I dunno if I should reveal it all to you, while we wait for the next 8 months to find out here in Aus, but I guess I will. Turns out its Patty, arrgh Patty. Actually this is pretty lame and nothing compared to the suspense of "Who Shot Mr. Burns" and other fine moments in the Simpsons. Actually I vaguely remember revealing this before but that was a long time ago and my memory is shot from all this mescaline. Plus I couldn't be asked searching through the history to find out.