Human hydrofoil

Well not really a human hydrofoil because that'd be pretty impossible, it is still a human powered hydrofoil. So basically you jump on this thing, and drive around while getting completely screwed because powering yourself across water would be a complete bastard. Plus currently its only available in South africa but I'm sure you could order one in if you were keen. Could be a lot of fun if you had your own lake or something or lived on a quiet bay where the temperatureis always 30 degrees C and you could sit round drinking margharitas's. Bastards, now I'm just rambling.