Mind Control Made Simple

MInd Control has always been a fascination of mine, I mean imagine if you could control your genetic super monkeys using nothing but your mind. Well the first step in this long and arduous process is controlling your mobile phone with your mind. Supposedly you just think of who you want to call and you end up calling for pizza regardless because everyone is always thinking about pizza. The possibilities are endless, you could easily control all kinds of devices like your tv, microwave and pet hamster with simple mind control probes. Cool eh?