Those scamming bastards

So internet scammers (its always internet nowadays, what happened to regular scammers) have caused the death of a longstanding tradition, the Sub Club. By filling the world with nothing but phony stamps and cards the deal where you spend a shiteload of cash on some overpriced sandwiches and get one free eventually has come to an end. Will this mean the death of all similar free offers including the 'buy 6 kebabs get 1 free' from Ali Baba and the 'buy one tonne of porn get two tonnes free' deal?? I hope not, because without deals of these kind who could possibly consider paying for overpriced goods and services. Damn you laser printers and internets, denying me my rightful free food.