Neogentronyx Mech

I've always wanted my own mech, to tuck me in at night and let me crush infidels during the day. Well now I have the opportunity. The )Neogentronyx a huge mech with lots of firepower and a cuddly disposition is up for sale on e-bay. Sure I currently don't have the $35K to buy it myself, but I figured some kind soul out there would be willing to shell out the cash so I can own a cool mech. The mech is 18ft tall and can be fitted with pretty much whatever you want. Personally I'd get some rockets and a few shields and go ahead and take on the world.