The IKOO transporter

Although it has a really bad name, the IKOO transporter actually looks like a pretty cool little scooter. It folds up to a miniature size and is powered by an electric motor capable of propelling yo fat ass the 500 metres down to the nearest fast food joint. With a huge top speed of 18mph you'll soon be the envy of the nearest Harley Club near your house. Wow, its only a grand too, so you may as well buy a few spares for when the first one runs out of batteries.