Cheddar Cheesus

Heh, its a pun or play on words Cheesus = Jesus. You get it!!! Idiots, can't even come up with a good pun. This Cheddar Cheesus does look mighty tasty. I wonder if its sacreligious, because that's always a good selling point for cheese. What I must now do it go out into the world and spread the word of the mighty cheesus and make sure you all bow down before his mighty power. The monkeys back at the lab have already been infected with as much cheesus as they can handle. Generally I find that 18 litres of cheesus will kill an average chimpanzee, so generally I give them around 15 litres and see what happens.

Thanks Mike!