Cow abductions

Alien cow abduction is a 'serious problem' and should be taken very seriously by heading over to the Cow abduction site. Cows are often taken and never return and your bovine friend could be next. Cows are nowhere near as cool as monkeys but people have become quite upset that their cows are just disappearing. I mean seriously people this is a kind of lame site but maybe it can go somewhere with your support.

Thanks Rants in your pants!