Yarrrgh"How Pirates Work"

I didn't think pirates worked at all. Instead all they do is plunder ships and sit around drinking rum while festy monkeys attack them and infect them with rabies. Plus you must at all times wear an eyepatch regardless of whether you can see correctly or not. Well its not quite true as this "How Pirates Work" article attempts to explain. Everyone wants to be a pirate right? Well its not all gold bullion and swashbuckling, but somehow becoming a pirate still looks like a bit of fun.