Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's ass

The title of this story really says it all. Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's ass takes the cake for one of the best titles this year. I also like the fact that the guy has no idea how it got there and that he said "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said." Like it was all some miracle intervention or something.