Caffeinated donuts

Yes indeed, the legend is true. The reason there were no updates wasn't because I was away on leave it was because I had a couple of caffeinated donuts. These things were like concentrated red bull mixed with a quadruple espresso and a small amount of horse tranquilizer. I awoke a week later somewhere in Mexico and was amazed to find a pygmy tribe living in the pocket of my recently acquired cargo pants. I jumped on a flight home by hiding myself in a shipment of beef entrails and arrived safely back at home base without any recollection of the previous week's events.