Chicken eating spiders

I knew that all these people fiddling with DNA and genes and so forth would eventually go crazy and release a strange specie that would soon overtake the world. Well it turns out that they haven't yet done it. This chicken eating spider is a natural freak and didn't come out of some scienticians crazy backyard lab. I for one am disappointed. I mean what have these scienticians been up to. If they can't make mega spiders that will soon take over the world then I'm not interested in investing. I'm going to the track instead to gamble on the dogs.