Guns and Dope Party

I think the american election needs more high quality parties, like the Guns and Dope Party. I don't quite get the ostriches maybe thats their symbol like the donkey and the elephant. Hell who knows. Aaaah its becoming clearer, one third of the Congress will be picked at random and replaced as ostriches. They present some fine policies like their stance on prostitution.

POSITION ON PROSTITUTION

"If fucking is legal,
and selling is legal, then
selling fucking should be legal."
-- paraphrased from the philosopher Carlin

Thanks Kathleen!