Looking to buy some Uranium

So you want some Uranium Ore, well you've come to the right place. Supposedly United Nuclear will supply to "the science hobbyist, industry, government, schools & universities". So as I read it that means you can go along as a hobbyist and order all kinds of Uranium Ore. Sure you'll have to refine it yourself but think of the possibilities. Soon all the weapons and reactors you ever wanted could be yours and that plan of world domination is one step closer to completion.

What really got me was the picture though.....