Bionic Man Moves Artificial Arm With Brain

Aaaaaah, the bionic man will stop at nothing. He is powered by trusty old 240v and can't be stopped despite the fact the he only moves at 1kmh. The new Bionic Man can move limbs and pour himself a wide range of cocktails with nothing but the power of the mind alone. I can't wait to get me a bionic ass, it can do all the sitting for me while I get the hard work done.