Wax on Wax HOFF

Just do it, go on just go and Wax HOFF. I don't need to ask you twice do I?? We all want to see what Hoff has got under that man fur so get waxing and take off all the crapola leaving you with a clean shaven and freaky looking Hoff. Aaah the Hoff, all this time people are making fun of him and he just doesn't seem to get it. When he was out in Australia recently he seemed genuinely pleased to have the attention but everyone was just laughing at him. Crazy Hoff.