Cool Robots

As the monkeys are generally too busy falling asleep and scratching their butts I need a new army of subservient creatures to do my bidding. Most actual life forms are too lazy and unpredictable to be much use which is whereRobonova comes in. This little feller comes in a kit and you can assemble him yourself. Plus it comes with some really easy* software that enables you to program him to do your bidding. Some of the awesome moves he can complete include "Backward Walk", "Left Tumbling" and the very stylish "Sit Down and Right Punch". Looks pretty cool.

*The software may actually be really difficult to use.