Shock Knife

This so called Shock Knife can't even cut you. Although I reckon you could force it through your skin if you really wanted to. The knife is designed to shock your opponent and temporarily incapicitate them, sort of like a tazer but without the 'bull-dropping' power. As an added feature the amount of shock you can dish out is adjustable and as a safety feature the knife includes a protective hilt. Whoaaa, better be careful with this sucker. If you turn the setting right down you can supposedly use it as a training weapon and will give you only a mild shock to work on your technique. Sounds pretty nifty so I'm ordering in 80 for my monkeys, we'll see how many of them can kill each other in some kind of cage match, awesome.