How to get a scammer to carve a C64

Aaaah Commodore 64s were the height of computing, there never has been a more functional and fun device to spend hours on. Sure the load times of the tape drive could sometimes be measured in hours and the floppy drive was prone to overheating but they were fun dammit. I also want a carving of a commmodore 64 so this fine reverse scammer spends much time on convincing a scammer to complete some fine art work for him. So if you are bored and have a few minutes to spare go ahead and read all about the C64 carving. Its a barrel of fun and proves that even scammers are super gullible.