School of Fish

Yes, the title is actually a witty pun, as these fish actually do attend a Fish School. At school they learn how to play soccer amongst other fine sports. In fact this fish would be a benefit to our indoor soccer team and could be used as some kind of super sub to replace some of the dead wood that has been hanging around for a few years now. in fact the whole team is cut and I'm replacing you all with genetically engineered super fish that will triumph over all opposition and leave me to retire to a life of luxury in Monte Carlo. I can have my own mega yacht and fill it with trained fish to bring me drinks and food. Sweeeet.