Not so secret now!

So the US are building a secret base in WA. Well geniuses, it ain't so secret now is it. Considering the fact that its plastered all over a national newspaper I can't for the life of me imagine why the hell they called it secret to begin with. In fact its soooo un-secret that maybe its just a ploy and really they are building the base on the moon or in Australian antarctic territory. Then Dirk Pitt will come in and destroy the base because it gets overtaken by commie nazis.