Swiss army sunnies

Old sunnies don't quite cut it. Spending $500 on a bit of plastic and metal that only protects your eyes. Well think again, because the swiss army sunnies are here to keep you amused. These bad boys come with up to 263 customisable tools including such genius tools as "a backup pair of sunnies" and a "drinking straw". Oh my god, the possibilities are endless. In fact these are the sunnies of a thousand uses. From a magnifying glass to burn ants to a small thermo-nuclear device to buen ants, these sunnies have all the goodies you need.