Vista as prose

Although I was tempted to call the following review of Vista a poem I guess its not. Its more like some kind of prose of what vista is like. If you don't quite get what I'm talking about that's perfectly normal because I normally have no idea what the hell I'm talking about either. So maybe you should read the damned review yourselves and stop hassling me. Pssst, the answer is that vista is visual gold but will take your testicles for its trouble.