Game Cock Boxing
So you like chickens pummeling each other with masterful blows of razor sharpened claws to the head? You want the action of cock fighting but can't stand the blood. Well enter Game Cock Boxing. A safe way to ensure your private cock doesn't die in a freak ring incident by fitting fighting chickens with damn gloves or some such nonesense. Supposedly it is to overcome the nefarious and draconian laws which prevent the humane and lovely form of cockfighting from occuring most places around the world. Dammit this is a stupid idea and I can't even think of anything interesting to say about it. Half the fun of the cockfight is cooking up the bird after the fight while downing a few cases of tequila. Oh the humanity!
Dammit there were no pictures of these so called gloves which makes me think its mighty dodgy.
posted by lasonovich at 2:34 PM
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There are pictures of the "patent pending". The best way is to go to PHOSITA: http://www.okpatents.com/phosita/archives/2005/01/you_can_take_th.html
and click on the link for the patent.
They show the "Chicken Vests" and apparati in detail.
The concept is hilarious.
But I wanna see a chicken dressed up in one of these boxing suits.
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