Invisibility Cloak

Coming soon to a thief near you is the invisiblity cloak. According to one of the scientists behind the cloak it "does not obviously violate any of the laws of physics". By using advanced bendy holdy technology all light is effectively captured in the cloak rendering it invisible to the naked eye. Previous attempts to make stealth cars and tanks and other crap have failed miserably because they don't work from all angles or are just crap. This technology overcomes all this, unless you read further into the article and discover that it has to be specifically designed for each thing you want to hide, it only works during daylight and can only hide very small things.