Mr. T In Your Pocket

I pity the fool that doesn't go out and purchase this novelty key chain of 1000 uses. You could use it to impersonate Mr T........... ummmmm. Actually that's about it. So shut up fool and go and purchase this mr t product or service. I wish they would just bottle the pure essence of T. Imagine the number of gold chains that would become attached to your neck without your knowledge. The sheer volume of fools that you would pity. It'd be pure gold.