The Beerbelly

The bane of many Australian men is their perfectly chiseled abs and complete lack of a beer belly. Many ladies out there want a complete man, with a rotund front portion that can be used as a comfy cushion and can act as an additional food supply in times of crisis. But now all those chiselled abs can be transformed into the greatest invention known to attendees of football games, concerts and any other event where drink prices are 800% of normal, the Beerbelly. What it does is enable you to fill your "belly" with fresh, cool, crisp, cheap, comfy beer. Then you stroll into the venue of your choice without any obvious signs that you are carrying half a case other than your sexy, smooth beer belly. This will increase your state of inebriation, make you super attractive to the ladies and save you millions on over priced drinks. Stupendous isn't it.