Muhahahha, green pigs for world domination!

Pigs have traditionally been a pale pinky colour, but that is all set to change with the invention and creation of green pigs! Not only are the pigs green but the also glow in the dark. You know what really gets me about this story is the fact that these aren't the first pigs to achieve this goal, many have been bred before but supposedly these ones are better. There insides are also green! This is just insanity, imagine the possibilities, soon all kinds of people will be saying they want green children and please let me have a green puppydog. Well damn you all, I'm turning myself into the hulk right now. It still doesn't answer the question of whether anyone is going to eat green bacon...