Scared of Santa!

Pretty much every single little kid is scared of Santa. I mean he's a big, fat and sweaty guy all wrapped up in some evil smelling felt. Plus he's usually had about 3 bottles of rum before heading to work which makes for added terror. In this phine photogallery you can see the effects of scary santa. In memory of this gallery I have crafted some new lyrics to Santa Claus is coming to town.

You better not laugh,
You better damn cry
You better damn pout
I'm telling you why
Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
He's drinking the rum
And feeling up mum
he's going to find out what assault is all about
Cause Santa Claus is coming to town

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows how to make you bad, girl
So be warned for goodness sake


There he is, look at how drunk and surly he is!

Thanks Denis!