Robot Uberlords

Each day the likelihood that robots will one day take over the world increases dramatically. I mean look at those robot cockroaches from yesterday, a sentinent being equipped with fully automated weapons systems and a resistance to nuclear attack. Well this little guide tells you everything you could possibly ever need to know to survive a robot uprising. The most important fact to remember is that all robots, especially those cute little fuzzy ones are going to be potentially dangerous. So don't take any syick from any robot, always carry a shotgun and a collection of small arms and remember (if futurama has taught us anything) that dressing up in a garbage can is a perfectly acceptable way to hide from robots.

Via The Presurfer