Pizza Guy Stories

Many a youth has spent many hours delivering pizzas to the local hoodlums. I in fact spent some 3 or 4 years amassing some 7 or 8,000 deliveries in the local area. These Pizza Delivery stories are sometimes interesting, sometimes lame, but I'd say generally true. Some of my favourite pizza driving memories include the enormous guy who'd always order at least 3 pizzas (all with extra cheese) and never threw the boxes out, so when he opened the door the place smelled of old pizza and you could see the giant pile of boxes. Some other fine memories include scantily clad women answering the door in nothing but a towel, an entire family that looked (and behaved) exactly like apes and then constant scammers who'd either try to rip you off for free pizza, cheap pizza or free cash. So enjoy reading about the sordid details of the pizza driver's life.