Free semi-frozen hamburgers!

My quest to feed a small collection of monkeys on a dutch island with nothing but frozen hamburgers has been made a lot easier by this shipping accident. Some containers washed overboard (read: drunken captain) and happened to wash ashore on my favourite little island. Now I have all the axe handles, sneakers and frozen hamburgers I could ever use. This whole situation could have been alleviated if instead of using ships they used that revolutionary matter translocator I've developed.