Space Ports for all

Hah, I proved you all wrong, see I did actually blog about something before. Specifically I blogged about Space Adventures, that cool company that is planning on letting people go into space for only the cost of your first born son. Well now they are building Space Ports in Singapore and the UAE. These ports will just be like airports, except the food will be more expensive and the waiting lines to board your flight will stretch for eons. Plus as an added bonus, full body searches will come as standard on all orbital space voyages. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, thats why I purchased 23 flights in their special buy 18 get 5 free deal available only for the next two seconds.