Chipped People

As we edge closer and closer to the 'big brother' society we all know and want comes news of fresh people chipping in the US. Sure the practice has been going on in Mexico for years, but as usual the US is way more important (or so they believe) than the rest of the world and this spells the end for freedom and liberty*. You know what, I'd put money on the fact that the US has been chipping people for years, either in Guantamano Bay or even in the general prison system, and just has never released this information to the general populace. In fact chipping people has probably become so common that my very thoughts are being read by aliens right at this moment. Hang on, back up a sec, maybe it hasn't gone that far. But what is happening is voluntary chipping of people who agreed to it. So think of it what you will, I'd take a chip that meant I never had to carry any money around but most people are pretty scared of this kind of thing.

*Freedom and Liberty - I use these terms correctly unlike the terms used by the US government to explain to their populace why they lock up people for no apparent reason. These US terms bear no relevance to the real world definitions of freedom or Liberty.