Mmmm 8 cups of gravy

Doctors have been telling us for years to drink 8 cups of gravy a day and now you can with Crowther's drinking gravy!! As an added bonus its only 11d a glass/pint or something and it will put hairs on your chest and turn you into a real man. Can you imagine if this took off, seriously. I mean you walk into a bar and say a glass of your finest gravy, they dish it up and you get larger by the second.