Mmmm 8 cups of gravy

Doctors have been telling us for years to drink 8 cups of gravy a day and now you can with Crowther's drinking gravy!! As an added bonus its only 11d a glass/pint or something and it will put hairs on your chest and turn you into a real man. Can you imagine if this took off, seriously. I mean you walk into a bar and say a glass of your finest gravy, they dish it up and you get larger by the second.

Hot chip vending machine

Wow, you'll never have to move from your desk/chair/couch ever again with one of these hot chip vending machines. Think of the endless convenience of having hot grease delivered fresh to your arteries every five minutes. Set ones of these up next to a coke machine and some japanese cigarette and alcohol machines and you're set for life. Well the next three years until your arteries pack it in and you die a slow and painful death.



Thanks Denis!

Update! I knew that the Japanese had to have a hamburger vending machine somewhere!! Excellent

Meatcake

So you want some meat with your cake? Don't like those crappy chocolately monstrosities that are regularly consumed as being good and interesting food. Well the meatcake is the answer to all your prayers. Filled with meat, sauce and potatoes it couldn't be tastier. Well it could be if they also wrapped it in bacon, but that could be meatcake V2. Enough talking about meatcake I'm going home to make one.