Aliminium Hats Won't Save You

To stop the government spying on you, everyone knows that you have to wear an aliminium hat and hang as many coat hangers up as you can. Well this definitive scientific study conducted by real scienticians will prove once and for all that aliminium hats are in fact a government conspiracy themselves. Wearing the hats actually enhances reception in areas of the spectrum used for mobile phones, gps etc. So take those hats off quick and head down to your local government office to complain.